A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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