- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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