- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

A blind man walks into a wall.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

shauns beautiful

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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