- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

hi bye

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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