once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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knock knock piss off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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