why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Kathy Griffin.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Women's sports.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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