A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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Your mom.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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