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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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