- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

one day i went to bed

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Women's rights

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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