- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

i dont like chris

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Two guys walk into a bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

you know whats funny... nothing.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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