What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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The BCS

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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