- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

why is john so fat years of over eating

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

I had sex with my mother in law

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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