What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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im a willy bum bum

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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