Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Your mom is fat

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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u jelly?

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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