Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Gangnam style

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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