Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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yes... that's the joke

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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womens rights

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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