Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Harry Styles

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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