What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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