- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

tee hee

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

How do you spell eight? 8

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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