- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Black Friday

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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