Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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?u?? ????? ????? '?? p??? o? u?op ?p?sdn s??? p?dd??? no? ??

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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GONNA

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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My name is Harry.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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No.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Anti Joke

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