You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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Knock knock Come in

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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25

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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This is not a joke or is it

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Anti-joke.com

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Women's rights.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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