Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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this is not a joke

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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