Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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That's what she didn't say

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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What is more worse than death? Death

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