Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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penis

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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David Silberberg is gay

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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