What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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fduck

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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shut up iggy

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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