- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

falling didnt make the difference

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

-Knock Knock -Come in!

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

This one time at band camp music was played.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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