- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

No.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Your existance.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What is more worse than death? Death

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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