Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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