What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Hello Braydon

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