- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

a jew walks out of a furnace

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

whats brown and sticky? shit

children burning

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Your future.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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