- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

the love boat

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What is more worse than death? Death

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Your existance.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

PSN IS UP

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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