- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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