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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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