- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

a horse walks into a blender ow

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Grammer is very important

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

"knock knock" "Come in"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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