have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Anti Joke

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