- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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