What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Abortion

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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