Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Butt poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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