What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

"knock knock" "Come in"

Grammer is very important

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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