- Anti Joke

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Do you know the muffin man? No

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

raisin boogers

Justin Bieber got laid

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.