- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

what do u call a black man a black man

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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