What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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Ill do a lot more than just try you, anyways, technically I learned to play the piano as a kid, but now I play on a small cheap keyboard (the musical kind) and sincerely, I kinda suck at it now, my abusive parents expected perfection beat the shit out of me blahblahblah, thats really all of it, trauma. My senses, well, when I was a kid I was terrified of gravity (one of the rarest fears in the world) because I had no idea I was consciously shifting things myself. So lets say... If I somehow end up hanging upside down, I just shift it, so my brain believes I am not and I experience no discomfort, there is a lot more to it, ill tell you, damn nose wont stop bleeding and my waifu got a bit scared, she got some bad bronchitis and she still has not recovered a 100 percent, but its just the cough now though... Lets just say that my ability to balance, is about 300-500 percent higher than any regular human, and that I can stand on one leg enough to beat the guiness record book 50 times... ...IIIIF I was in good shape, which I am not.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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