WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Why did the

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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