There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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