- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Cheese stick

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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