The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Sarah Palin

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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