what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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