- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Your mom.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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