squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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