Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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