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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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