- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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