- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

you know whats funny... nothing.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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