Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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