Donald Trump

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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