- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Knock knock. Racism.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Kathy Griffin.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

What is 1+1? It's 2!

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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