- Anti Joke

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Grammer is very important

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".