Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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this is not a joke. jks

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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What's big and white?

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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