- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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