A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Welcome to die!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Jimmy Saville

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

69

thumb_up thumb_down +13

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops