- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

Anyone??????????/

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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