Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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