- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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