women's rights

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

AIDS

You know what sucks? Yes.

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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