- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Why is pi? Because circles.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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