whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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