After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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