What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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