Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Jimmy Saville

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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