Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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TWIX PAUSE!

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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girls lacrosse

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Anti Joke

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