A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

whats good about poland... fukk all

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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