what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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