Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Psychics.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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