What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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ow

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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I LIKE TRAINS

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Joke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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