Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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yes... that's the joke

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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r u smart..... or ur black

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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