Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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