What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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