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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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