Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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