What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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