Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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42, that is all

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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