whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Black...

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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