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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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