- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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