Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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baby seal walks into a club

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Tunechi

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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What time is it? 20:45.

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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What color is red paint? Red

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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