- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

gabbi nunez ;)

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

These Jokes suck.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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