I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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raisin boogers

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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brainfart

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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