Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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The Game

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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