- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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