Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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