- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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