What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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The Christian Bible.

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Cows are land manatees.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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