what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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who ever is reading this....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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