- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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