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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Knock knock Come in

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Reverse psychology never fails.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me