- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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