- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

im a dragon, no im not

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Jacob Edwards has friends

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

I just can't stand sitting down!

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

knock knock who's there no one

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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