How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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