- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

cliché rebecca black joke.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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