- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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