what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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