- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

A man walks into a bar.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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