Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

What's 9+10? 19

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What did the car do? CRASH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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