- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

What'sucks and white Jackson

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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