How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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