A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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