- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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