What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Poop swing

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Kathy Griffin.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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ass.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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