why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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