- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Religion.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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