Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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