Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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