- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Once upon a time, The end.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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