- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

A man makes a sandwich.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

I ponder

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Bumsniffer

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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