What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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